Mr Andrew

Andrew Roper is an anagram of 'red wren pro'. evidencing his love and efficacy within the competitive sport of bird watching. Few are aware that Andrew is actually a ghost, having died many years ago in a fatal kayak collision in a Birmingham canal. Many people said that bird watching and sailing around in a cunty canoe was a combination too dangerous to be executed by just one man, and they were correct, given his consequent, obviously predictable death.

As a ghost, Ondrew Raper likes to stand closely behind people while theyre working and discretely smell their hair, reminding him of the thrill of serial killing, for which therewere never any charges brought against him and no evidence discovered.

I have no idea what Andrew likes. Probably bumming.