95 - If you dance you’re pregnant, 192.168_russianhackingsite & the secret society of mens rights activists1
94 - If you can’t infer my meaning you’re obviously a virgin, post nandos poo & we have a term in the UK called touching cloth
93 - A lollypop made out of Kale, do you know what an goop is? & I think they’re kind of over Tenerife now
92 - Going to spend some time in Cockfosters, there is no world outside the M25 & you haven’t seen my arse
91 - Stop watching peppa pig, I shouldn’t have looked up chopped off dicks & attention seeking on meth
89 - Do people know they’re giant fucking cliches?, nice cock fella & if you really really cared, why don’t you go and plant some trees you dick?
87 - And they got to be married to God, terrorist group called oxford international & just turn your music down……..ciao
85 - Every dick’s a hit, tapping away at the patriarchy, go into the next one being emotionally closed off
84 - Downloading the most recent Will Young album so your family can live, sex sling business expense & happy celebration
We’re back and this time we welcome back an old friend in Gary to come and join the crew and yet again we touch on the horror of being trapped in our own paralysing britishness. For no adequately explainable reason particularly since it has nothing to do with the orinal questions, we generate a massive amount of material from a round table discussion on the different kinds of crossings that exist in the UK. I certainly had no idea that so many different types existed
There’s some weird background noise on a couple of the mics which I’m sorry about. I’ve attempted to edit it out as much as possible but you can only go so far!
We didn’t really explain what a “Jade Goody” actually is on the episode as the conversation was flying in all directions so I’ll try to do it here. Jade Goody was a reality TV star who wasn’t exactly a contemporary of Noam Chomsky. She managed to out herself as a bit of a racist and then died of cancer aged 27. That more or less covers her history!
We’re taking a slight holiday from our usual format in this episode and instead spending the night watching the eurovision song contest where we will be snarking our way through 3 hours of tv condensed down to a tight hour of hate. We also didn’t make it clear that upfront we picked a winner each before we’d heard them which explains the excitement for some of the acts. However Moldova totally won us over in the end and it was a travesty that they didn’t win.
Also interesting fact, the Eurovision area not only includes the European continent but also takes in Israel and Australia. We have no idea why either!
Just for the uninitiated, Silvercrafters is a euphemism for a London University famous for its art degrees that is near to where some of us live.